Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Understanding Research and Development;

TTTTT - Urgent 5t update on the wrath economy of Canada. A suitable substitute for turning unalloyed wrath into anger has been found due to diligent research and development. Texas PRIDE can be used in place of Hoser HONESTY. Since Texans tell tall tales, Canucks decided to investigate the pride of Texas, and see if was anything like Canuck pride. Hosers have pride, being Canucks... a Canuck's a Canuck... they just can't all be Hosers. By happy coincidence, Texans have just enough honesty in their bones for their Pride to be useful in the process, and Texan pride makes an anger of a quality competitive with all current Candian standards. It should be noted, that good humor is a quality also shared on both sides of the border, and if understanding contaminates the anger making process, laughter is an unreliable by-product. Like nitrates in Diesel, it EITHER supercharges the anger process (and even in a controlled environment this is dangerous,) OR it results in gales of laughter. Whatever the case, understanding is now itself under investigation, since it could be used to eradicate MAD on both sides of the earth. We will make a public commitment to use the smallpox virus as a pilot for the project, such that IF MAD is ever to be eradicated, the project will be undertaken responsibly. In a related report, ire has been discovered to be more difficult of entreaty than previously supposed, being like a wellspring, and difficult to draw out. Despite the apparently unending nature of the supply, it may actually be more like an aquifer. Well-springs can be found on the face of the earth, Hot-springs among them, but the rigorous application of them to ire remains elusive, Ireland itself not having access to the knowledge. Data is being gathered and synthesized into information for study, but hope of a bore-well type application of ire, from some imagined ire aquifer, springs eternal in the breast of an unidentifiable species. We don't even know if this species can be identified in Texas. Studies of synthetic ire have more commonly resulted in rage instead, itself little understood.

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