An introduction to reductio ad nauseum

TTTTT - As I sent before, I have details on a new class of virus poised to sweep the interweb. Since you did not pay me, I have gone underground and contacted the National Inquirer Newspaper headquarters in California, with an offer of an exclusive story in return for monetary considerations. Ever since then, the journalistic instincts of the actual journalist in question have been in a heightened state of awareness. Word over the ether is that he has uncovered possible links to a worldwide conspiracy that had its inception in the State of Texas back in secessionist times. He is armed with a small notepad such as the FIBers are known to use, and is taking notes with a view to long term efforts at an enduring expose. Tommy Lee Jones, known Authentic Texan, is a law school graduate from Texas and Mr Jones has been good enough to take a shot at being the journalist's Rabbi. Details are sketchy, but develop along these lines -
1. Mr. Jim Carrey is on record on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno program, using words to the effect that he was involved in running the Carreybean. Any inconsistencies with my story are easily accounted for by the fact that the conspiracy in question cannot afford to allow public disobedience.
2. Mr. Jones is himself a Texan, and so cannot be asked to actually inform, or he might be subject to harsher disciplinary efforts than any foreigner like Jim Carrey.
3. There are reports of a dusty jacketed file found in an Abilene, Texas library that was labeled 'True Texans Tell Tall Tales.' This misdirection was necessary as you will see from the actual contents. The paper inside stated that there was a branch of the Government Accountability Office in Texas that 'a government official' could, for a fee (it was significantly left out how much this fee should be,) renew the certificate_of_the_consent_of_the_governed. IF the government fails to renew the certificate_of_the_consent_of_the_governed in a timely manner, then identification must be established by a birth certificate AND a social security card. This is important in many faceted ways; a) The fee might be prohibitive. b) No government official might have come forward during the Bush 43 2nd administration to renew, leaving the Obama Administration in the delicate political circumstance of renewing it for themselves. I speculate (the Inquirer journalist was not able to verify this for me) that the political embarrassment might actually be so great that, rather than renew by ordinary means, the Obama camp might take it to the relevant judicial arena, and attempt to establish the consent of the governed by proving that the fund-raising mechanism of the Obama Campaign so completely required the consent of the governed that he is exempt from the rule, and (paradoxically) does not NEED the certificate. c) There is anecdotal evidence to the effect, that there is no state, other than Texas, that even HAS an office where the certificate_of_the_consent_of_the_governed can be renewed. d) The Birth certificate in question might be required to be that of a Texas Citizen, forcing all possible renewers to be FROM Texas. They win by default.
4. Mr. Carrey's involvement might be in question, if were not the case that Mr. Jordan of Chicago Bulls fame is likewise accused of running the nation of Jordan. The connection to a Texas world conspiracy may be established by finding out if these Texans farm out the lesser roles to outsiders, who in return comply and cooperate against their disunited peers.
5. The pattern of public hints and allusions may be established by observing that fully two generations of one prominent Texas family have made similar comments. Bush 41, definitely spoke on one occasion of 'a New World Order.' Bush 43 has done his part, by publicly pointing to a vehicle for the conspiracy's world wide ambitions; In context of the European Union, he has spoken of not only the North American Union, but also of an African Union. Despite their courage, developed from their immunity to retribution as US Presidents, these gentlemen have gone no further, rather attributing their motives to other sources and instigations. Such is the black cloud of intrigue hovering over the debate.
6. The journalist in question should be able to verify that he has been told that most conspiracies can be caught by finding a paper trail of financial transactions. In fact, there is some hope that even as small a beginning as paying for the virus story in question might develop into bigger things over time. He was not asked to take this on faith over the ether, but rather encouraged to verify with California branch of FIB office. There is reason to believe that California FIBers will co-operate.
7. I am writing out of deliberated concern for the reputation of CIA in this regard. It is almost impossible to imagine that there are not at least a few Texans working at CIA.
I cannot overstate my own concerns in this matter. If the paper doesn't call me, I don't get paid, but if they do, they may start tracing me back to my lieutenants, with dire consequences for me and not them. I have nevertheless made the National Inquirer deniable, by telling him that IF he pays, and he prints the story AND I get killed or disappear, he may distance himself from me politically, by printing and publicly avowing that I was abducted by Aliens. I have gone so far as to promise screen prints to go with the text of the story. Please do not fail to neglect your duty in this matter.
8. One of the Texas strategies employed in the ongoing secessionist conspiracy is to have large numbers of people in Texas at all times, for the purpose of maximizing their political influence in the electoral college. Widespread familiarity with terms, definitions and principles leads me to fear that the secrecy aspect of the conspiracy in question is suffering.

If I can sleep tonight, I'll sleep better knowing I've got this one off my chest. anonymous