Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Indications indicate discovery occurs;

TTTTT - Bulletin - It has come to the attention of the relevant fertilizer manufacturer that there is a Sea Urchin 'out there' that uses its only available symbiosis for the nitration of its environment. This Urchin, technically known as an 'Anemone' was first observed evolving in the same network of Oceans and Seas as Julia Roberts used to swim in as a small girl. Happily for the Roberts' name, this has been documented by a lesser known member of the family, living in British exile. While working for the traditional pittance as a PhD researcher with other Scots, these intrepid researchers began to practice their breathing exercises in an environment with real live Darwinian consequences, just like Jacques Cousteau, technically understood by the phrase 'Extreme Chi.' These English found and lionized the "Roberts' Anemone," in the process. Like aboriginal Australian tribesmen, the Roberts Anemone community is content to be represented by a few camera friendly representatives, and continue evolving privately otherwise.

As a tip of the hat to Julia Roberts' pride of place, Dr. Roberts will occasionally consent to be called on the phone.

The "Roberts' Anemone," instead of using the normal symbiosis of small fish, that cannot be killed with it's poison, or birds, that clean Crocodile teeth and Rhino hides, has creatively chosen what is known as 'Endosymbiosis,' a situation in which the symbiant organism is harbored safe within the host's body like a parasite or Joey.

Although this does not immediately affect the fertilizer industry as a whole, notoriety for Sea Urchins (as a group,) should improve the chances of Space Research (specifically 'Inner Space' or the body of work resulting from aquanautics,) bringing tangential benefits to farmers the whole world over. Since most Sea Anemones qualify as indicator species, like frogs and plants on land, Roberts' Anemone LLC. will be applying for minority representation in the UN.

The Anemone group did not stop evolving at the waters' edge, but has also been known in the flora of the temperate latitudes. Strangely, while the Anemone is not prejudiced on land, neither flower nor sea urchin can be found in Antarctica - this is outside Anemone range. The best historical documentation of Anemones is that of the Greek Biologist Ovid, best known for his "Metamorphoses Book 'X,'" apparently a predecessor of the more famous Kafka. Kafka's preoccupation with cockroaches did not impede scientific observation of more elegant examples like Butterflies, and metamorphosis' position in the lore of evolution is permanently established.

Reviewing: Sea Anemone's commonly exhibit symbioses. Anemone's on land are flowers, and are found pretty much wherever non-tropical flowers grow. Anemones, whether flowers or Sea Urchins do not metamorph. Julia Roberts is a card carrying thespian, and pays SAG dues. Dr. Roberts is a PhD. Frank Kafka wrote a book. Evolution is a preoccupation of Biologists. Scuba diving is an extreme sport. Tai Chi includes breathing exercises.

Please do not attempt to mix irrigation with Salt water water-sports. Participate freely in the "Discoveries Occur" v "Discovery Occurs" controversy - lawyers will be interested.

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